They always know," he says.Just then his phone rings. It was Janet."See told you. She knows," Joe says all hysterical."Dude stop. Calm down. Answer the phone and stop whining like a little girl," I said. I had no idea Joe was such a pansy.Joe exhales a few times, and answers the phone."Hi honey...how's your mom...oh yeah...that's good...yeah I ate, Jason and I went to our fav place...haha, yeah that one...I'm at his place now that's why no one picked up at home...I don't know, I didn't check to see if that girl is home...c'mon honey, you're being paranoid...what do you think is gonna happen that I was gonna fuck her while you were out of town...yes yes, I love you too...say hi to everyone for me...ok, bye"Click."Everything OK?" I ask.Joe shoots me a look, picks up his pants and puts them on."Women! Janet can never know about this. My life would be over if she found out. She already dislikes Erika," he starts."What? Why? What did Erika do to her...that Janet knows of," I said."Besides. I’ve got a joke so funny it’ll make your breast fall off:Oh ... I see you’ve already heard it.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?A cherry float.What do you do when your Kotex catches fire?Throw it on the floor and tampon it.What’s 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1?Bo Derek getting older.Did you hear about the new douche powder made of alum, LSD, and Kentucky Fried Chicken batter?It’s uptight, outasight, and finger-lickin’ good.What’s the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?You can unscrew a light bulb.What do fat girls and mopeds have in common?They’re both fun to ride until a friend see you.Why are women giving up bowling for screwing?The balls are lighter and you don’t have to change your shoes.What’s the difference between a job and a wife?After five years, the job still sucks.How do you make paper dolls?Screw an old bag.What’s the white stuff you find in women’s panties?Clitty litter.Bumber sticker: Support E.R.A. - make him sleep on the wet spot.What do you call.
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